pizza and cherry dr pepper

i think you are a very interesting and thoughtful dude

ANONYMOUSLY (OR NOT) TELL ME YOUR HONEST OPINION ABOUT ME. I CAN’T REPLY, JUST PUBLISH.

balcerak:

Please!

Not really feeling today.

dekutrickortreet:

telapathetic:

when u haven’t masturbated in ages and

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damn imma stop masturbating for a while so i can grow cannons on my back and launch torrents of water at people

ipissedinyourmountaindew:

when the setup for a joke makes you think the punchline is gonna be real funny

when the punchline’s offensive

But no one ever talks about that, do they?

perpetualweirdo:

Mills/50 Area:
Have you seen my buddy Charlie?
He got out Sunday, August 24th and hasn’t returned. He’s a sweetheart but can be kind of a jerk. He likes to sleep and meow and loves attention and playing rough. If you’ve seen him or think you might’ve, please text me at 4075904370. I miss him dearly and can’t wait for him to come back home.

Bump.

dissonantwalrus:

'want', the fuckboy types as he hits reblog on the 53rd porn gif of the day. the door breaks down and scores of naked tattooed white girls pour in, ready to answer the official fuckboy mating call. 'hot damn', he thinks, 'I don't think brand new ever wrote a song for this occasion'. it is beautiful. his eyes open wide. they are swarming into the room like angry hornets and he cannot breathe. it is beautif

Bella