Salute a real nigga when you see one
WHERE’S MY MONEY
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i just want a pop punk boy to send me pics of him fucking a pizza and shoving a title fight cassette tape up his ass
Disappointing Popsicle Jokes
Tbh I’m afraid to go to Portland. I’ve heard bad things about it and everyone who lives there, including its local squirrels and mushrooms, no offense.
What if I get attacked by a gang of kombucha homebrewers? What if a young tattooed couple hits me with their $1400 baby stroller? What if someone hands me a hempen flyer for a Christian hot yoga meetup? It’s too dangerous.
These are what nightmares are made of.
kind of hate how capitalism has trained me to believe that having free time is a bad thing and that i need to be constantly doing something to make my existence worth anything
American Football is “twinkly emo”? ha ha more like WRINKLY emo….. cmon, aren’t u guys a little old to be playing emo music? i mean, u can’t even remember all your teenage feelings
Lust For Pain 9/14/14 @ The Space
This show was cool.